Jenna told us this story last night.
She sat down on her couch and said aloud, "I'm sad." And Mike asked, "why are you sad?" Jenna responded, "I'm sad 95% of the time. Even when i'm happy i'm sad."

And that sums it up perfectly.

Dr. Hirsh thought i didn't cry enough today. I'll just have to make up my quota at another time.